If you ever find yourself in the wrong story, leave.
Willems, M. (2012) Goldilocks and The Three Dinosaurs
When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles
and the bottle's on a poodle
and the poodle's eating noodles
they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle.
Dr. Seuss (1965) Fox in Socks